This is a Nam original, inspired by my hike yesterday in Maryland. As I was scrambling over rocks, I passed a couple. The guy was wearing legit hiking shoes; the girl was wearing… sandals. Sandals! Really? Really? It’s a hike. With rocks. Lots and lots of rocks. And twigs and dirt. Oh yeah, and more rocks. Why in the world would you wear sandals? And boyfriend/husband/friend wearing hiking shoes, why would you let your hiking partner leave the house in sandals? Thus, a bumper sticker was born. Friends don’t let friends hike in sandals.